Waves could be heard as the ship cut its way through the ocean. The suns orb was kissing the horizon and casting the last of its light on the rippled water. Bright blue sky’s faded to darkness as the stars began to welcome the night and started to twinkle.
I have neglected my blog a little because Mrs Sox took me on a long promised cruise around Florida and the Caribbean. All you can eat and drink for 2 weeks didn’t do our figures any good at all. Bicycles have been serviced and fitness regimes have been agreed and put into place. So without further ado ……the return of the Bobbysox blog.
This month Laura Jane Grace did the trans equivalent of burning her bra and burnt her birth certificate, a protest about the bathroom issue in north Carolina. Some people that selectively use verses from the Bible to justify their intolerance of other human beings have found a minority to persecute.
I find myself intolerant of things, usually inanimate objects. Over the years I have had to put up with cables that, no matter how carefully you roll them up and put them away, they always tie themselves into knots. Everything from vacuum cleaner leads to headphones are the main culprits. So after years of tolerance I am now banning them from my home. Yes I have become the bigot that will not tolerate cables. I am now searching the good book, new and old testaments to justify my petty prejudice. No longer will I allow wire in my home. No longer will I spend hours trying to unravel these creatures of Satan.
I will stand outside shopping malls calling for a law to end the use of wire and cables they are an abomination, a danger to our children. What if a child gets caught with a flex around its neck and its insulation becomes perished all at once the child would be asphyxiated and electrocuted in one go, certain death would surely follow.
I say to you if you are truly devout in your beliefs follow me and I will save your soul and grant you eternal salvation.
My followers and I will boycott the stores that carry on selling these snakes of oblivion, true eternal life will follow ……………. …………………………………………………………………
Mrs Sox has just looked over my shoulder and thinks I may have had just a little too much of the Florida sunshine………..I may have to lie down now.